The Dating Persona Test!!!

topic posted Sun, June 29, 2008 - 11:37 AM by  God Star *

HELLO weary Internet surfer! In just a few short minutes, this test will probe your heart and brain and determine which of 32 dating personalities you have. Among other things, we'll be analyzing your sex drive, predictability, intelligence, love experience, and inherent goodness. Good luck, and tell your friends!

Takes just a few min. www.okcupid.com/online.dat...ersona.test
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God Star *
SF Bay Area
  • Re: The Dating Persona Test!!!

    Sun, June 29, 2008 - 1:14 PM
    haha! this was a fun little test to pass the boredom of baby-sitting a garage sale! :O

    i am:

    The Loverboy
    Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM)

    FACT:You embody the German principle of Konstantzusammenschaft, which is best described in English (without using the obscure English word "sammenschaft") as "eternal togethermanship".

    Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships—as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.

    You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most boys think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.

    You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising him with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise him by leaving.

    Your exact male opposite:

    The Billy Goat
    Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer

    Always avoid: The Billy Goat (DBSD)

    Consider: The Boy Next Door (RGLD), The Loverboy (RGLM)
    • Re: The Dating Persona Test!!!

      Sun, June 29, 2008 - 10:28 PM
      mine's a deliberate brutal sex master! whatever that means! lol
      • Re: The Dating Persona Test!!!

        Mon, June 30, 2008 - 5:41 AM


        sarah, the description and a picture would have been in your test results

        very interesting stuff - thanx, chaz!

        here's mine (ouch!):

        You Are:
        The Wild Rose

        Colorful, but unpicked. You are The Wild Rose.

        Prone to bouts of cynicism, sarcasm, and thorns, you excite a certain kind of man. Hoping to gather you up, he flirts and winks and asks you out, ultimately professing his love. Then you make him bleed. Why? Because you're the rare, independent, self-sufficient kind of woman who does want love, but not from a weakling.

        You don't seem to take yourself too seriously, and that's refreshing. You aren't uptight; you don't over-plan. Romance-wise, sex isn't a top priority--a true relationship would be preferable. For your age, you haven't had a lot of bonafide love experience, though, and this kind of gets to core of the issue. You're very selective.

        The problem is them, not you, right? You have lofty standards that few measure up to. You're out there all right, but not to be picked up by just anyone.
        • Re: The Dating Persona Test!!!

          Mon, June 30, 2008 - 7:47 AM


          Yeah this test can be kind of brutal but fun, not to be taken to seriously
          what's funny is seeing the other ones (types) which were worst than mine ;-)

          also seeing our opposites in there is interesting - do any of you see any correlation in your astro-chart?
          • Re: The Dating Persona Test!!!

            Mon, June 30, 2008 - 9:36 AM
            The Stiletto
            Deliberate Brutal Sex Master (DBSM)
            The Stiletto

            Edgy. Physical. Devastating. You are The Stiletto, of all types, the most likely to be a dominatrix and the least likely to apologize.

            Sex is your object, and you have a LOT of it. Doubtless, you've figured out how easy it is for a dominant, assertive woman to have as many and whichever partners as she chooses. You're in control, you know what you want, and you get it, right there. It's highly likely you have a nice body, and it's even more likely we're getting all turned on right now writing this.

            You're generally careful with your actions and words, but your test answers indicate you've hurt some people, drawn some blood. This means one of two things. Either you're calculating, and pain is just part of your game plan, or hurting the occasional guy is just the unfortunate, but natural, byproduct of your liberated sexual existence.

            Our tendency is to believe the latter: you're willing to engage men on a basic sexual level, and clearly they're attracted to you. It's understandable that a few might get overly attached, and sometimes harshness is the only way for you to escape: you've got to cut your way out. After all, it's not emotional bondage you're looking for right now.
  • (DGSM)

    Tue, July 1, 2008 - 1:29 AM
    The Dirty Little Secret Deliberate Gentle Sex Master (DGSM) Innocent but fundamentally sexual, like the word "finger". You are the Dirty Little Secret.

    Few women have the confidence for sex mastery, and among nice girls, like you, it's almost unheard of. So congratulations. You've had plenty of adventures, but you've remained a kind, thoughtful person. Your friends appreciate your exploits. They even live vicariously through you.

    You seek pleasure, but you're not irresponsible. You are organized and cautious, and you choose your lovers wisely. One, you don't like dirtbags. And two, you like to maintain control. Or at least lose it selectively. You might notice that older men single you out. They have an eye for your sensual nature. Take it as a compliment.

    You enjoy making people happy, and it's inevitable that many guys will fall harder for you than you for them. You're not completely comfortable in a serious, long-term relationship right now. Our guess is that the key to extended happiness will be finding a responsible, but kinky, mate.

    Your exact female opposite:
    The Wild Rose

    Random Brutal Love Dreamer
    Always avoid: The Hornivore (RBSM), The Manchild (RBLD), The Last Man on Earth (RBSD)

    Consider: The Bachelor (DGSM), The Backrubber (DGSD)

    Yeah I can see how this fits...most folks meet me and think I'm low key...hahhahahha.
    • Re: (DGSM)

      Tue, July 1, 2008 - 9:23 AM
      haha
      random gentle love dreamer

      You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You're a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it's likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You've had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there'll be much more to come.

      Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you're especially capable of obsessing over a guy you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns.
      ********************************************************
      "although you are drawn to them like crazy avoid artists at all costs" hahahahahaha
      yup


      Your ideal match is someone who'll love you back with equal fire, and someone you've grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic man is especially bad. Though you're drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs.
      • Re: (DGSM)

        Tue, July 1, 2008 - 9:27 AM
        Your exact female opposite:
        The Stiletto
        Deliberate Brutal Sex Master
        (o really?...guess youll never know haha)

        Always avoid: The Hornivore (RBSM)
        hahahahha!

        Consider: The Gentleman (DGLM), The Loverboy (RGLM), The Boy Next Door (RGLD
  • Re: The Dating Persona Test!!!

    Wed, July 2, 2008 - 2:38 AM
    He Hee!! I am "The Battleaxe" DBLM,,, go figure!!
    • Re: The Dating Persona Test!!!

      Wed, July 2, 2008 - 4:59 AM


      does anyone know where, on the OKcupid site,
      one can go to read exhaustive descriptions
      of the various types?

      for example, it tells me i am suited for
      the vapor something or other
      and i have no clue
      what that is

      i spent over an hour at the site last night
      and could not find the list of types
      and their descriptions anywhere

      BTW it is an extensive site
      with many options
      and looks like it could be a
      very promising

      for a cybermeat market
      • Re: The Dating Persona Test!!!

        Wed, July 2, 2008 - 5:27 AM
        Aurelia, open this link, and scroll down the page and you'll get a list of all the types and their descriptions:

        www.okcupid.com/oktest3
        • Re: The Dating Persona Test!!!

          Wed, July 2, 2008 - 5:30 AM
          This is the description you're looking or, just in case you cant open the link.

          The Vapor Trail
          Random Brutal Love Master (RBLM)
          The Vapor Trail

          Here today, gone today. You are The Vapor Trail. Are you in a relationship now?

          What about now?

          Vapor Trails can be highly charismatic people--unpredictable, confident, and magnetic. You're experienced. You know how to handle yourself in a relationship, and many people appreciate that. Many people, all in a row.

          You've had your share of blissful beginnings, to be sure. But things almost never turn out how you'd like, do they? The problem is you're never happy with someone for an extended period of time.

          Vapor Trails especially need a girl who will laugh at their jokes. They're also the most likely male type to be haunted by serious regret.

          FACT: A few of your exes, the ones you were best to, will always love you. Nice going.
          • Re: The Dating Persona Test!!!

            Thu, July 3, 2008 - 9:44 AM
            The Peach Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM) Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.

            For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you're surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don't get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.

            You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you're becoming more selective about long-term love. It's getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who's in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him.

            Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.

            Your exact female opposite:
            The Nymph

            Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer
            Always avoid: The False Messiah (DBLM)

            Consider: The Loverboy (RGLM), The Playboy (RGSM), The Boy Next Door (RGLD)
            • Re: The Dating Persona Test!!!

              Thu, July 3, 2008 - 8:25 PM
              lol... i got

              The Intern Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSD)

              Capable. Trustworthy. Carnal. The Intern.

              From our experience, Interns are nice girls who would really, really like us to come on to them. They, like you, must be looking for sex, preferably from someone good-looking and successful. So... what are you doing later? Oh, okay, cool. Well, maybe next time? Okay, okay, jeez.

              The thing is, you're a little bit quiet, so men think you're waiting for them to start things. You do like sex a lot, they're right about that, but few of them realize you're a genuinely thoughtful person.

              You're choosy, not wanting to get mixed up with just anyone. Girls can get away with this kind of selectiveness for some reason. Most guys have to take whatever's lying around, passed out.

              You're not necessarily looking for a steady relationship right now; that's cool. Be careful to avoid people trying to tie you down to anything other than bedposts.

              Your exact female opposite:
              The Sudden Departure

              Random Brutal Love Master
              Always avoid: The False Messiah (DBLM), The Vapor Trail (RBLM)

              Consider: The Bachelor (DGSM
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    Re: The Dating Persona Test!!!

    Mon, July 14, 2008 - 2:28 PM
    The Priss

    Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLD)

    Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss.

    Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You're highly perceptive, and confident in your judgments. You'd take brutal honesty over superficiality any time--your friends always know where they stand with you. You're completely unfake. Don't tell me that's not a word. You're also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy.

    These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards.

    You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you're pregnant. LOL. Though you're inclined to use sex as a weapon, at least it's not as one of mass destruction. You're choosier than most about your partners. A supportive relationship is what you're really after. Whether you know it or not, you need something steady & long-term. And soothing.

    ***********

    I'd be lying if I said some of this was inaccurate.
    • Re: The Dating Persona Test!!!

      Mon, July 14, 2008 - 6:58 PM
      The PlaystationRandom Gentle Sex Master (RGSM) Easy to turn on. Hard to beat. You are The Playstation.

      You're a nice girl, and you have lots of sex. It's therefore highly likely that you're attractive, and you're certainly outgoing & friendly. Plus, this healthy physical attitude of yours indicates deeper emotional well-being and stability. Unheard of. When guys dare to dream, they dream of you.

      You don't get attached too easily, and, to wit, you're not necessarily looking for something long-term right now. That's a bigger asset than you know. Though, physically speaking, you're open to anything, you're keeping your emotional side well-protected. This means there won't be a lot of wreckage to clean up whenever you decide to settle down.

      In the meantime, the men you share yourself with actually respect you. Like them, you enjoy sex for its own sake and don't need any other validation for pleasure than pleasure itself. Hopefully, you have the good sense to blow off anyone who thinks less of you for that. Usually, this is the part of the description where we offer some life-correcting advice, but honestly, we can't think of anything about you we'd change.

      Always avoid: The Mixed Messenger (DBLD)

      Consider: Anyone else

      This was pretty funny. My husband was "warned" about me when he took up with me. I guess the guys respected me but they told him I would have his heart for lunch and forget his name afterward. (See also: she's much more Scorpio than Libra) He wasn't in the least bit intimidated by that.

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